The short version. We collect as little as possible, we never sell it, and there are no advertising trackers on this site.
If you join a waitlist we store your email address, the date, and which size you said you wanted. That is the entire record — no IP address, no browser fingerprint. We use it once, to tell you the product is ready. Reply asking to be removed and you are removed.
If you order, payment is handled by Stripe and your card details never touch our systems. Stripe holds your payment information under their own privacy policy. We see your name, email and shipping address, which we use to send you the thing you bought.
Analytics. None currently. No Google Analytics, no Meta pixel, no third-party tracking scripts of any kind. If that changes we will say so here first.
Cookies. The site sets none. There is no consent banner because there is nothing to consent to.
Your rights. Email [email protected] to ask what we hold about you, correct it, or have it deleted. We will do it and confirm when it is done.